To congratulate our beloved President on his mandate to run the country however the hell he wants as best
he can, I've decided to send a bag of pretzels to the White House. I encourage everyone who reads this to do so too, especially
those of you who didn't vote for him. I chose the humble pretzel not only because our beloved president seems to have a fondness
for them, but also because it is especially symbolic of how we are all tied together in one giant mess of a knot. (If you
don't understand, click here to see a diagram!)
Send To:
President George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
NW Washington, DC 20500
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